Welcome to the cookie club
Fresh cookies delivered monthly
Lesly, Yana & Kaiju
Membership Perks
Each month, your box of 8 freshly baked cookies comes with:
Rule 1: You Do Not Talk About The Cookie Club
Just kidding, please do! Tell your friends, your neighbors, and even your distant relatives. The more, the merrier! After all, who doesn’t want to join a club that delivers scrumptious cookies to your doorstep every month?
Rule 2: You DO NOT Talk About The Cookie Club
Seriously though, it’s okay to shout it from the rooftops. We love a good cookie enthusiast who can’t keep a secret. Spread the cookie love far and wide!
Rule 3: If Someone Says “Stop,” We Add Milk
Our cookies are so good, you’ll want more. But if you ever feel overwhelmed by the cookie goodness, just say “stop” and we’ll send you a complimentary glass of milk with your next order.
Rule 4: Only Two Cookies to a Fight
Our cookies are meant to be savored, not fought over. But if you must, settle disputes with a friendly cookie duel – two cookies each, winner takes all (the crumbs, that is).
Rule 5: One Bite at a Time
Take your time and enjoy every single bite. Our cookies are made with love, and we want you to relish each moment. Life’s too short to rush through cookie time!
Rule 6: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Problem
Our cookies don’t care about dress codes. Enjoy them in your pajamas, at the office, or even barefoot in the park. Just remember, crumbs can end up in funny places!
Rule 7: Cookies Will Last As Long As They Have To
Our cookies are baked to stay fresh, but they won’t last forever. Savor them while you can because once they’re gone, you’ll be anxiously awaiting next month’s batch.
Rule 8: If This Is Your First Night at The Cookie Club, You Have to Eat
Whether you’re a cookie newbie or a seasoned snacker, your first order is an initiation into a world of sweet, chewy, and sometimes gooey delights. Dig in and enjoy!
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